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4th of July 2009

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Blast From The Past: An Email To Gomes

Lesson in dealing with Gomes: BE FIRM Dear Gomes, I have tried many times to hint nicely. I am tired of being nice so here it is...If you don't do exactly what I say, I will not want to be your roommate any more. When this happens, I will start to routinely drop upper-deckers in your bathroom. I will shave Tim's head and hide all of the hair in small bundles around your room, in your pillow, in your shower loofah, in your printer mechanism, inside your down comforter (for extra insulation), in your monster cable lines, in the CD drive of your Mac mini, and in your gym bag. I will install a doggie door to your room so LOL can come and go as she pleases. I will scratch your face off of all of the pictures in our apartment. I will delete all of your Cops on DVR. I will delete all of your Family Guy's on DVR. I will no longer patronize your shipping center. I will siphon and subsequently steal gas from your car when you bring it home. I will eat all of your fake meat produc

Blast From The Past: The Story of The Oregon Trail

A list of things MHG loved about The Oregon Trail: Choosing to be a "Banker" to get extra money at the start of the game. Deciding to leave Kansas in March only to be surprised when it snowed. Naming party members after your school friends and/or classroom crush. Setting a "grueling" pace and "bare bones" rations to conserve resources. Spending most of your money on ammunition and most of your days hunting. Passing a tombstone that contained swear words. Killing 1800 pounds worth of buffalo only to carry 100 pounds back to the wagon. Learning that one of your party members had died of Dysentery. Deciding to "ford" or "caulk the wagon and float it across" at every single river crossing. Why pay the Indian guide a few dollars when chancing it is so much fun? Realizing it's October and you're not even to Independence Rock. Reaching the Columbia River and floating the wagon on a raft, steering it down the river while avo

Food: Finally, Oatmeal Made Easy (Not Instant)

We all love oatmeal. Some of us, more than others. Then there are people that like it enough to eat it twice a day. No matter how often you enjoy this wonderful, well-rounded meal, saving time cooking it would be nice. No, we are not suggesting using Microwaveable or Instant/Rolled Oats. Those smell like fake maple syrup, have little fiber, and are full of sugar and "bad carbs". For those of you in the know, the most flavorful and healthiest class of oatmeal is Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal. The only problem is that this variety takes 30+ minutes to make. Yes, quality takes time but time is something we don't all have. Thanks to food blog, The Bitten World , there is a better way to cook these. Here it is: The previous night you boil six cups of water, stir in the oatmeal, let boil for 1-minute, turn off the heat and cover. The next morning, you turn the heat back on and let it boil for 10 minutes. In our experience, it doesn't even take that long: after 7 minutes the

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